My first encounter with someone saying something completely off the wall to me.
While grocery shopping at Wal-mart today I encountered 3 women.
As I walked past them one of them said to the others, "That girl looks like she's going into labor RIGHT now".
I didn't think much of it until they stopped me and told me this directly.
"You look like you are in labor right now"!
My response, "I sure hope not, it'd be a little early".
She insisted that it did and then told me that I was HUGE.
Interesting I pondered to myself, I don't feel huge.
When I look in the mirror I don't appear huge in my own eyes.
In fact recent pictures of me make me look bigger than I see myself.
I told her, "I've only gained about 26lbs and if this little one comes soon she'll weigh less than 4lbs, so I hope I don't have her soon".
Her reply was, "No girl you are huge and your gonna have that baby any day now".
I politely giggled and assured her we still had about 8 weeks and I would hold out if I had my way.
Here is the kicker, her response, "8 weeks? That's only a month early, you could have that baby and it'll be fine".
I'm sure you couldn't read it on my face, but let me assure you I QUICKLY did the math and remembered that on no calendars that I've seen has 8 weeks ever been equivalent to 1 month.
Eventually, after a few more comments about my size and impending labor, we went our separate ways.
I have not been able to stop laughing at these statements.
I look like I'm in labor.
I'm huge.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Oh, did I forget to mention that this woman had 3 children with her?
I'm not sure if they were all hers or not, but I would assume at least one was, leading me to believe that at one point she was pregnant and should know the appropriate gestation time of a wee little one.
Oh well, it gave me a good laugh!
I hope you all had a Blessed Wednesday!
P.S. I just noticed that I have a new follower! I'm up to 37!!! So I'd like to just extend a warm welcome to our new follower and thank all my existing followers for making me feel so loved!

OMGOSH! How weird! I dont think you look huge at all, and Im sure if you were in labor you wouldnt be walking calmly through walmart!
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